Sunday, October 30, 2005

Cows, The Constitution, and the 10 Commandments

My best friend from Oregon has sent me another thought provoker...



1. COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


2. THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


3. TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!



The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing knowledge.
- Albert Einstein

2 Comments:

Anonymous The Fat Lady Sings said...

We have cows! Very funny, my dear - hostile work environment indeed!

1:45 AM, October 31, 2005  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

Whooo Haaa!

I thought it was -

6:31 AM, October 31, 2005  

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