Friday, October 27, 2006

Never Argue with a Woman

From an email:

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.


Blogger oldwhitelady said...

Ha ha ha ha ! That was pretty good:) I had a great laugh.

9:07 PM, October 28, 2006  
Blogger andi said...


9:15 AM, October 30, 2006  
Blogger Frederick said...

Oh man.

10:00 AM, October 31, 2006  
Blogger The Fat Lady Sings said...

That's what Letterman said to O'Reilly - that he, at least had actual thoughts in his head (Letterman, not O'Reilly!). And it's true. People who read, think. People who think are less likely to accept simplistic ideas and answers. All of us here think.

1:48 AM, November 01, 2006  
Blogger TDharma said...

good one! I had a good laugh!

I can't imagine NOT reading, can you?!?!?

6:28 PM, November 09, 2006  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

Welcome to my caravan, Tdharma - pull up a log and warm yourself near the fire! Break out the marshmallows.

I hope never, ever to stop reading!!!

9:46 AM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger Woodstock said...

And this is why I will always maintain that smart. chicks. are. hot. ;)

7:25 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...


11:09 AM, November 18, 2006  

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