Monday, November 07, 2005

another fine joke

My friend from Oregon sent me this:

Subject: girls night out

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly,! realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem peeved at all.

Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. s..t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."


Blogger oldwhitelady said...

Yup, definitely time for a new cuckoo clock:) Good one!

8:54 AM, November 07, 2005  
Anonymous The Fat Lady Sings said...

Very funny! I used to spend weekends with my best friend on a regular basis. Usually my hubby didn't bitch - but one weekend he wanted me home in the morning, and I sauntered in sometime around dinner. He spent the rest of the night playing solitaire on the computer - I think he was pissed!

12:58 PM, November 07, 2005  
Anonymous pissed off patricia said...


1:52 PM, November 07, 2005  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

Hey Old White Lady!

FLS, He'll get over it/ sometimes you gotta be free!

Welcome, POP!

8:07 AM, November 08, 2005  
Blogger Jack said...

This one is way to funny. Thanks for cross posting SB. You have some interesting things going on here.

9:37 AM, November 19, 2005  

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