Backlash?

I want to make a trip to OR soon, but now that Bradley Field has installed a new Porno-Scan machine, I'll be buying the Winnabago that I've always wanted, and I'll not be flying any more.

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Update:

They may as well herd us all into a big gymnasium, have us strip down and don hospital Johnnies and booties, stop and grab ankles at the door for the gratuitous body cavity check, and fly that way.