Dear Mr Gibbs

The first thing a mother reminds her daughter of on prom night is :

Make sure you reserve most of the dances for the guy who was nice enough to ask you to come with him, and who buys your ticket and brings you home. Otherwise, he may not want to ask you again.

Mr Gibbs, when the dance is over, you may find yourself in an empty parking lot without your cell phone with the gym all locked up.

It may be a long walk home, sir.